Happy New Year Guys!!!
How You Doin' in the new year?
Alls wells?
So a new year huh? which has brought with it new hopes and aspirations and dreams
The year already looks promising,somehow something's looking good something's new and positive I can feel happening.
Though some call it just another day but for some its like starting all over again with a clean slate.
Last year was a mixed one I've seen highest highs and lows,No,I didn't let it go to the lowest.
Let's just have a random rambling okay? With absolutely in no order and no relation to each other as well.
Shall we? We shall.
1)Aunty...What's Your Problem?
I mean seriously who the hell are you? You call yourself an author right?
Sorry,Never heard of you till a year back.
This should tell you how
"successful author" you are.
I'm really surprised at this woman...
why is she trying so hard to compete and belittle me?
I Never said anything offensive against her,ever...not to her writing or her books or personal life then why is she throwing her frustration to me?
I'm not complaining, I'm surprised at the woman who looks like a Mother Teresa from outside is showing her stupid angst towards me.
What's your problem with me anyway? Is old age getting on to you?
OR
Is it because of the fact that though you are an "author" but I write better than you? Yes,now I'm sure.
Firstly I DO NOT want to write a book,at least not now nor i am desperate to get published,so take your advices on how to become a published author and other nonsense & shove it up the asses of other wannabe authors.
Secondly,you don't need the second one
first alone will do.
And FYI i don't take bullshit.
I am a no-nonsense person I was just silent only becase of respecting the fact that you are a woman but don't let me forget that,if you cross the limitations of a woman then I'll have to cross mine of a gentleman.
"Main Kisiko Chedta Nahi Par
Koi Mujhe Chede Toh Chodta Nahi"
Moving ......On.
2)Narendra Modi Does it Again:
You've seen it all...holding hands with Pakistani prime minister and attending his birthday function.
Nawaz Shareef used the same hand to stab Indian people in the back.
And where is his lover modi after pathankot attack?
The tweet comes but nowhere related to terrorist attack but about yoga.
Are you out of your f****ng mind?
Here people are dying and you are concerned about yoga??
I wonder how amazingly stupid our people can get,can't they see what he's doing? Just time pass with primeministership he is living a long holiday at the expense of our money.
Are few sensational words enough for this country people and his bhakts to not question him?
Now I know how Britishers could rule us for almost 200 years.
3)Gugliwugli Mush Moment:
I have a cousin.He respects me so much that I myself do not know how to handle it!
He is a good lookin' lad and recently he shared a rather funny and innocent 'problematic incidents' at school where he was apparently being ragged by his female classmates!!!
Can you believe it!?
he's that naive and childish. I said so where's the problem here? He said girls were asking him to dance for them and do some sorts of gymnastics! And they tried to pull his cheeks!
He looked genuinely troubled..
poor fella I thought,next day I went to his school and asked the girls not to...
Not get so fast and take things slowly!!!!
No I did not ask them not to trouble him.
"Because With Great Looks Comes Great Bullying"
No it was just fun.... for the girls!!!
4) Feel Good Feeling: When I travel to my work there comes a college exclusively for blind. The problem is that it is a high traffic area and during rush hour even the most experienced bywalker takes lot of time crossing the road and the blind students coming to the college face lot of problem because of that I myself made a couple of them cross the roads and once a woman not blind but aged was waiting to cross but couldn't then I took her hand and took her to the auto she wanted to get into
I was about to leave she grabs my bag trying to stop me I looked back and she placed her palm on my head and started reciting something she stops after almost a minute and says that "Beta yeh main aapke liye Quran ke aayat padhi hu,aapko Allah khush rakhe"
I had goosebumps and rush of emotions tried to moist my eyes but I held back noticing it was a public place.
I came back to my place and my hands were shivering thinking of the prayer she did for me, it was electrifying I've never experienced like that before.
Just wanted to share it with you people.
Now as I write this I am remembering her eyes of gratitude...
Life is not complicated...
its simple than we think,
"If you have smiled today from the heart then you are living it right"
Happy New Year once again!
How You Doin' in the new year?
Alls wells?
So a new year huh? which has brought with it new hopes and aspirations and dreams
The year already looks promising,somehow something's looking good something's new and positive I can feel happening.
Though some call it just another day but for some its like starting all over again with a clean slate.
Last year was a mixed one I've seen highest highs and lows,No,I didn't let it go to the lowest.
Let's just have a random rambling okay? With absolutely in no order and no relation to each other as well.
Shall we? We shall.
1)Aunty...What's Your Problem?
I mean seriously who the hell are you? You call yourself an author right?
Sorry,Never heard of you till a year back.
This should tell you how
"successful author" you are.
I'm really surprised at this woman...
why is she trying so hard to compete and belittle me?
I Never said anything offensive against her,ever...not to her writing or her books or personal life then why is she throwing her frustration to me?
I'm not complaining, I'm surprised at the woman who looks like a Mother Teresa from outside is showing her stupid angst towards me.
What's your problem with me anyway? Is old age getting on to you?
OR
Is it because of the fact that though you are an "author" but I write better than you? Yes,now I'm sure.
Firstly I DO NOT want to write a book,at least not now nor i am desperate to get published,so take your advices on how to become a published author and other nonsense & shove it up the asses of other wannabe authors.
Secondly,you don't need the second one
first alone will do.
And FYI i don't take bullshit.
I am a no-nonsense person I was just silent only becase of respecting the fact that you are a woman but don't let me forget that,if you cross the limitations of a woman then I'll have to cross mine of a gentleman.
"Main Kisiko Chedta Nahi Par
Koi Mujhe Chede Toh Chodta Nahi"
Moving ......On.
2)Narendra Modi Does it Again:
You've seen it all...holding hands with Pakistani prime minister and attending his birthday function.
Nawaz Shareef used the same hand to stab Indian people in the back.
And where is his lover modi after pathankot attack?
The tweet comes but nowhere related to terrorist attack but about yoga.
Are you out of your f****ng mind?
Here people are dying and you are concerned about yoga??
I wonder how amazingly stupid our people can get,can't they see what he's doing? Just time pass with primeministership he is living a long holiday at the expense of our money.
Are few sensational words enough for this country people and his bhakts to not question him?
Now I know how Britishers could rule us for almost 200 years.
3)Gugliwugli Mush Moment:
I have a cousin.He respects me so much that I myself do not know how to handle it!
He is a good lookin' lad and recently he shared a rather funny and innocent 'problematic incidents' at school where he was apparently being ragged by his female classmates!!!
Can you believe it!?
he's that naive and childish. I said so where's the problem here? He said girls were asking him to dance for them and do some sorts of gymnastics! And they tried to pull his cheeks!
He looked genuinely troubled..
poor fella I thought,next day I went to his school and asked the girls not to...
Not get so fast and take things slowly!!!!
No I did not ask them not to trouble him.
"Because With Great Looks Comes Great Bullying"
No it was just fun.... for the girls!!!
4) Feel Good Feeling: When I travel to my work there comes a college exclusively for blind. The problem is that it is a high traffic area and during rush hour even the most experienced bywalker takes lot of time crossing the road and the blind students coming to the college face lot of problem because of that I myself made a couple of them cross the roads and once a woman not blind but aged was waiting to cross but couldn't then I took her hand and took her to the auto she wanted to get into
I was about to leave she grabs my bag trying to stop me I looked back and she placed her palm on my head and started reciting something she stops after almost a minute and says that "Beta yeh main aapke liye Quran ke aayat padhi hu,aapko Allah khush rakhe"
I had goosebumps and rush of emotions tried to moist my eyes but I held back noticing it was a public place.
I came back to my place and my hands were shivering thinking of the prayer she did for me, it was electrifying I've never experienced like that before.
Just wanted to share it with you people.
Now as I write this I am remembering her eyes of gratitude...
Life is not complicated...
its simple than we think,
"If you have smiled today from the heart then you are living it right"
Happy New Year once again!
hahaha Author Aunty. I know a hundred of them , reminding every day to all the losers on facebook that they gave the world the best seller which obviously is not a best seller as nobody brought it at all
ReplyDeleteit sucks..yes
I'm glad you understood what I tried to convey.
DeleteThanks for dropping by:)