Candid!

Hellooo....people how're y'all!!!??.So the matter is that the last month went liked a jiffy! Just so many things happening at the same time and me being a proud multi-tasker & god tried to push my multi-tasking skills to the brim! Nevertheless,now that i'm  back lets resume where we left it!

What the hell is happening in blogosphere? So many good writers went into long hibernation busy wisey okay but what about passion? what about those thoughts which are bubbling to come outside?

whenever i see myself in such a situation i do a very helpful exercise,it helps to break the monotony as well as instill anyone with a fresh new energy to write your heart out.Shall we try it?Okay first take a deep breathe and leave slowly.

Next raise both your palms to chest level, palms insides facing you,you should be able to see your lines on your palms now look straight in front of you and close all the fingers of both the hands except the middle fingers of both the hands.

Now say it loudly with all your heart,"Fuck You All!".

This exercise removes all the tension caused in the muscles of your body as well as mind caused due to keeping other's opinion of you in your thoughts.

Note:This exercise can be done any time any place but make sure you avoid it in office! Just imagine you're saying fuck you and your boss comes just then from the opposite direction! how cool that would be! 

  

So it was a not so bad month,got to meet new people had fun.The rains are pouring like anything and i'm lovin' it! You know god is a great balancer and he has a way of clearing things.We may not understand his plan at first but he never disappoints people with good intentions.This one's to God.Will alway be indebted to you for all the blessings.

Love y'all... lets catch up in the next post! May the force be with you!!!  

How To Patao An Alpha Male!

Okay first things first... I am sorry for posting so late,the schedule what i've planned before that i shall try to write at least a post a month but this time i was actually busy and the  sun was not getting anyway low,so the mood wasn't setting right  to write.
But the show must go on right? and the post must be published on...the blogger.
So,here i am with just 'nother post.

There are many 'gyan bhandaars' out there on how to behave in front of your
'dream girl' and tips and t-series!(only 90's fans will get this joke!).So whatever are there.

But i thought chalo why not try something different...
When men are equal to women and vice versa then why shouldn't a lady have handy copy of their own on how to get the man of their dreams in their track.Sounds interesting? You bet it is !
So what to wait for?!
As usual,you will see these pointers point wise(that's why they are called pointers!
Silly me!).So,here we go...


1) Smile Please! :) : I bet you there is no man on the face of this earth who wouldn't fall for a hearty smile!!
When you brush your teeth regularly then what's the hesitation? Flash those 32...
Men can differentiaite between a fakely put on smile and the one which shoots straight outta your heart.
When he reaches home tired and all worn out by lifting the entire globe on his bare hands give that grin and trust me it makes him think that not everyone in this world are like his boss!
It shows the strength of character and beauty of the personality.

2)Look Confident:  As far my experience goes some women when they are around their eye-candy lose their sense of control slightly and look star-struck.
You know those teenage years when(ya some seven years back!) we used to steal silent stares and look away immediately when they look at us!
When a man looks at a woman who is getting all tensed up and nervous infront his 'boy' he thinks it as cute.
And that's about it.You need to be self assured and somewhat proactive to get his attention.
Confident women immediately makes him think that you're matured enough for a relationship.
If he doesn't still gets impressed...screw him!
You may not have him but you have a renewed confidence which you can use in other areas of life.
Nothing to lose here.

3)Don't Just be An On-looker: This is one of the things which irks me about a woman.They call themselves strong,independent women of modern times but when he faces a problem they just stand there and expect him to solve everything on his own.Not all,many.
Stand by him,not back of him that's where backstabbers would stand nor in the front of him 'cause an alpha male would be too egoistic to follow you but right beside him.
Tell him and discuss with him the easiest way out.
Because he is A Man doesn't mean that he is the one who deals with all the shit all the time.Share the burden.
That man or woman who has spoken shit about you,he'll make sure they are placed where they belong to but when your man is the one at the receiving end of shit take a stand and stand there.
If not get ready to face his contempt.

4)Alpha Male Is Not An Easy Catch: If you observe one common trait among the alpha males is that they look all detached may be because they get themselves things done easier than compared to other males.
What techniques you have been using all these days to attract male attention,these wont work in front of him.
Until and unless he feels you are on the same pace and space as himself he wont give you any heed.
What goes favorable for you is that he would sooner or later give up and give in if you genuinely love him for his personality,he's very good at sieving pure genuine emotions.Be persistent but don't lose yourself in the process.If you its too much to handle,Show him your hand in form of a thullu with your self-respect intact

5)Look What I've Got Baby!: When pretty women are not given their due attention they go to any extent to get that admiration for their looks and i mean any extent.
We had a college bomb,every college has one & if you're lucky then more!
So this beautiful girl/woman was like jaan of college and obviously men are shameless enough to drool as soon as she passes by including all my friends Except me!
I was like "Ha theek hai abhi kya aarti utaru uski!"
Then what followed were one of the most embarrassing moments of my life.
I was shown what i was not expecting to see and my song in the music system appropriately playing
"Teri Galliyan!!!" I know cheesy!
But girls please...don't go for  these un necessary Exposing.
99% of men will come running to you when you play that "Sexy" card...But not an Alpha Male.He's a too strong character to fall for this.
Do you really think you are only woman in the world with a pair of boobs and butts?
He's faced it before and he'll pass this one as just another silly unsuccessful  attempts.

These are what have come to my mind right now,let's see if we can have an extension to this but as of now i'm happy that i am writing after so long... :)
See you in the next post...Good nights fellas!!!

Back With My Society Post!

I still remember those horrifying moments when we were forced to sit before the idiot box watching even more idiotic actors doing the ultimate overacting and our ghar ki auratein reacting as if it is them who are facing such mother India situation.
When you have your important match on sports channel but getting that remote was something like getting flesh from tiger's cage.You know you'll be martyred.
Ekta Kapoor thank you for creating such a perfect art of shit.Because you've got a b-grade looking c-grade actor brother doesn't mean you take revenge for it from others.
Oookaaayy...as already published in the newspaper I'll be writing my next part of the society post.
What are you waiting for then? Brace yourself & grab that popcorn and let the show begin!




1)Islam-The Most Misunderstood Religion:

The other day I was with friends just chatting on random topics.Then a "Mashallah" slipped out of my mouth and one of my friends asked "kya convert hone ka iraada hai?" I tried to say when you say OMG(oh my God) you say it without flinching.If it is so particular then you as a Hindu should say OMB(oh my Bhagwaan) but why you have a problem with Islamic mentions.He said, they are very violent people bro..don't you know all the terrorists are Muslims and they kill another person without thinking about humanity.
I asked him which god do you worship?
He said Lord Ram was his favorite god.
I told him that even the most ideal man holds weapons in his hands (bow and arrow)which is obviously to defend his and his dear ones self-respect.
Even gods Kill the wrong doers.If it is wrong it needs to be punished stringently so that such wrong doesn't repeat further.
If a rapist is killed in Saudi Arabia and you call that inhuman,I want to see the same humanity when god forbid happens to women of your family.
Do not talk humanity when others are in trouble and do not talk about violent punishment when it comes to you.
It is a Criminal dying not a Noble man so there's no need to feel any sympathy or empathy for such people.

Ask anyone today,What is the biggest problem of today? They would spontaneously say,"Terrorism".
Why? Because they kill so many innocent people.
Terrorism has its roots in the
World War-2.The two powerful blocks of the world formed at the end of the WW-2.
One was a group of capitalist nations headed by USA and socialist countries headed by USSR.
USSR was making progress with speed of light and therefore US like a perfect vamp created the phenomenon of Osama Bin Laden and sucesfully disintegrated USSR.
And to Bin laden US has shown a Babaji ka thullu.
To take revenge for such backstabbing terrorism in its full form sprouted.
So the Uncle Sam is the naughty boy behind the so called biggest problem in the world.

And FYI more people die hunger deaths than by a terrorist attack. 2-3 per minute to be precise.
...And terrorism is the biggest problem in the world.

'Nother thing many have a misconception is that islam is not a good religion for women.
In my carrier I've worked around 2 to 3 years in an all or most Muslim working organizations and I can confidently say that I don't see them any different from other women of the society. They may wear a hijab from outside but they don't look anyway discriminated.

To talk of Holy Quran...where it has mentioned women to cover themselves.
It also tells a man to low down his graze if he sees something which is not good for his integrity.
The religion also says that heaven lies under a woman's feet(mother)
Talking of some more privileges mentioned in Quran is that
She can work and earn her living without having to depend on anyone else and has equal rights on inherited property.
Women have gone to wars along with men during the times of prophets.
So we can imagine how empowered they were during those times.
It is these Selfish and wicked men manipulated the mentions of Quran in such a way that it benefits only them.

I repeat Quran has equal status for men and women. It is just these extremist's interpretation of the holy book makes us doubt it.

We have grown with our Muslim friends and we were never anything like what they show in movies.
When they have Ramzan we would be served biryani & sheer kurma first by our friend's mothers and when we have Ganesh festival they'd be first in our homes to enjoy the festival delicacies.
That's how our childhood was...

Yes there comes a time when you have to take a stand for your Muslim friends.Especially
When some friend's parents cannot understand Islam in its truer sense and be prejudiced about it.


2)Is Fair Lovely?: 
                         
 Does color matter?If you would have lived a hundred years back and in the places like Africa or America then may be one would have experienced something called Racism whose shitty theory states that white people are supposed to be superior than black people.
The same concept which made the father of this nation,Gandhi to take up  the great cause when he was thrown out of the train reasoning he was not white.

Coming to our society's perception of colour we know very well how everyone wants to look a shade fairer.
I have many friends but there's only one friend who knows me inside out and  about whom I've mentioned in my previous blog to which I've lost access.
So this guy whom with no sense of exaggeration i called him God for he really is my punching bag.Whenever I feel like praying I pray to god to give me enough riches(self-earned) to help this friend of mine to lead a luxurious life.
His Father is an Auto Driver.He lives in the slummest area of Hyderabad.
He taught and helped two of my friends get through C.A. but he himself was stuck at it because of inhospitable family situations
I have zillion times asked him to
concentrate on himself but he is like my mom,always sensitive to others needs.
Such a person should not be left as a lone fighter,I won't let him be.

Okay... that I got a bit carried away...
So my bestest friend my piece of heart SaiPrem(told you he was a god!)
is pure Black but if anyone mocks him for that then he may have to visit a nearby hospital for i'm gonna kick his ass really bad.

Moral of the story: Keep your heart beautiful and if someone looks down on you for your color then remind them that the eyes with which they are able to look at is itself black, the pupil.



3)Happy Singh Syndrome:

This is with regards to the social media behaviour that how many are simply living that illusioned online life.
Okay so if one posts photos of "feeling happy" with blah blah and 5000 others.
Or checked in at my washroom with chutiya das and 49 others.
Abey woh tera gar hai ya public Shouchalay?

So doing something attractive gets you likes and your self esteem grows.
That's how it's supposed to work right?
And men posting photos with their friends having fun.okay you're having fun but what is the need to show it to others.Sharing you say.Good,if they are your friends but why do you have to show it to thousands of strangers?
And people who can't Act that way feel miserable about themselves.May be the man you've seen with that expensive car is in big debt or may be the girl who's a social butterfly and gets so much complimented for her killer looks is craving for honest,simple love in real life.
Everyone's life is equally shitty,some know how to deal with it,some wonder how to deal with it whereas some have stopped trying.

In today's time especially the best company who's very good for you is the one waiting for you in the mirror to be discovered and listened. Trust me when you can see that person in the eye and say,"I'm proud of you."
Your life's worthy.

Soooo.... How did you like this part of my theme?Enjoyed it? Paisa Vasool?
I did while writing!
Let's keep another Muhurath for my next part!

Random Ramble Returns...

Hello Blogwasiyo...
Kaisan ba? (Those who do not understand bhojpuri I'm asking you how're maaaa...nnn???& Woo...maaannn???
Dayyyumm...no I'm not doing this on purpose actually my keyboard is not functioning because of the oil from the achar i soaked it up in... it's got some kind of loose motion kind of thing,giving out without any control!!

Oookayyy... What's up people?
Looks like a lot is going on in the place of blogistan? Huh?
Good.Like someone said long back that "Change is the only thing constant"
Good,Happy for them.My best wishes and greetings to all of them.

Coming back to hamra postwa,its been quite an eventful year by far.Some shades of boredom here and there are inevitable but more than anything else this year looks like no other I've seen so far.So lemme just scribble whatever is coming to my kidneys I mean,Mind!

So Ladies and Girls and their brothers let's get staarrted!!!

1) I feel bad for Good boys: Seriously,when I see a boy so anxiously,with love in his pure heart and hope in his naïve mind  loves a girl and when he's friend-zoned.I really feel empathy for such innocent aka ignorant souls.
I wouldn't blame the girl 'cause its up to her to accept or refuse-prerogative of choice.

A simple piece of advice you call it or need to put good people on the right track whatever you call it.Here it is.
Dude,you need to face some really harsh realities of life one of them is that,"Girls are not a fan of good boys"
They like them yes,but as a friendship material.I would like to give a Scientific explanation to this.
To live in this world you need to be B.A.D.That's a minimum survival technique any tom and harry with a beep has to follow!.Good men are easily walked upon,they are not held in highest authority.Taking for granted.
A Woman looks for a man who behaves like one.Manly.
Those who do not go out of their way to please anyone and who has a devil-may-care attitude.
But also who knows how to take care of his woman.
Its a mixture of Good+Bad boy characters.Yeah its difficult but worth it.

And most important of all do not loose your self-respect.
Do not behave servile.
Remember,you can make Adjustments with your Attitude but not Compromise with your Character.Never ever do that.You may please her for an year or two but you've got your own life to live
Same goes for her as well.

You two should be able to grow as a separate individuals as well.
And women,don't behave like
Sati-Savitris...your man is your Life-Partner not owner.So stop living your life around him,be around
but just go around and live your life as well.A real man will encourage you to live your life to the fullest.

So guys take notes...Be yourself,
Be your best self and the right girl will find you.Stay Raw.No put ons.
If you've got fire in your belly,looks hardly matter.trust me on this try it and come back to thank me!
"If your heart is pure and conscience clear sooner or later you'll find
The one"

2) Is summer on?: Looks like so.Whatever it is, looks like khichdi,this weather.Extremely cold at nights Extremely humid in the day.Planning to shift to Mars.Bored of the same old planet! Didn't you hear,"Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus".
So basically I'll be going back to my "Maika" Earth will always be my "Baapka" BTW!!!

3)Super-humane: Six days under the snow and man survives(read Indian army soldier's survival). Some incidents where people who were declared dead came back to life.Something which we generally call it supernatural or paranormal.I Would like to write a post on this subject somewhere in the near future.
But like they say in each one of us there's a superhuman which makes a seven year old boy break a branch of a tree and break the thick ice layer and save his friend from getting drowned in the icy river.Its all about pushing the boundaries.

4)Wrap-Up: Ya,that's it for today.Till we meet next time.
Same place,same channel,same time.
Okay bye...go now,let me sleep. Zzzzzzz...

The Year That Was And The Year That's Gonna Be

Happy New Year Guys!!!
How You Doin' in the new year?
Alls wells?
So a new year huh? which has brought with it new hopes and aspirations and dreams
The year already looks promising,somehow something's looking good something's new and positive I can feel happening.
Though some call it just another day but for some its like starting all over again with a clean slate.
Last year was a mixed one I've seen highest highs and lows,No,I didn't let it go to the lowest.

Let's just have a random rambling okay? With absolutely in no order and no relation to each other as well.
Shall we? We shall.

1)Aunty...What's Your Problem?
I mean seriously who the hell are you? You call yourself an author right?
Sorry,Never heard of you till a year back.
This should tell you how
"successful author" you are.

I'm really surprised at this woman...
why is she trying so hard to compete and belittle me?
I Never said anything offensive against her,ever...not to her writing or her books or personal life then why is she throwing her frustration to me?

I'm not complaining, I'm surprised at the woman who looks like a Mother Teresa from outside is showing her stupid  angst towards me.
What's your problem with me anyway? Is old age getting on to you?
OR
Is it because of the fact that though you are an "author" but I write better than you? Yes,now I'm sure.

Firstly I DO NOT want to write a book,at least not now nor i am desperate to get published,so take your advices on how to become a published author and other nonsense & shove it up the asses of other wannabe authors.

Secondly,you don't need the second one
first alone will do.

And FYI i don't take bullshit.
I am a no-nonsense person I was just silent only becase of respecting the fact that you are a woman but don't let me forget that,if you cross the limitations of a woman then I'll have to cross mine of a gentleman.
"Main Kisiko Chedta Nahi Par
Koi Mujhe Chede Toh Chodta Nahi"


Moving ......On.

2)Narendra Modi Does it Again:
You've seen it all...holding hands with Pakistani prime minister and attending his birthday function.
Nawaz Shareef used the same hand to stab Indian people in the back.
And where is his lover modi after pathankot attack?
The tweet comes but nowhere related to terrorist attack but about yoga.
Are you out of your f****ng mind?
Here people are dying and you are concerned about yoga??
I wonder how amazingly stupid our people can get,can't they see what he's doing? Just time pass  with primeministership he is living a long holiday at the expense of our money.
Are few sensational words enough for this country people and his bhakts to not question him?
Now I know how Britishers could rule us for almost 200 years.

3)Gugliwugli Mush Moment:
I have a cousin.He respects me so much that I myself do not know how to handle it!
He is a good lookin' lad and recently he shared a rather funny and innocent 'problematic incidents' at school where he was apparently being ragged by his female classmates!!!
Can you believe it!?
he's that naive and childish. I said so where's the problem here? He said girls were asking him to dance for them and do some sorts of gymnastics! And they tried to pull his cheeks!
He looked genuinely troubled..
poor fella I thought,next day I went to his school and asked the girls not to...
Not get so fast and take things slowly!!!!
No I did not ask them not to trouble him.
"Because With Great Looks Comes Great Bullying"
No it was just fun.... for the girls!!!

4) Feel Good Feeling: When I travel to my work there comes a college exclusively for blind. The problem is that it is a high traffic area and during rush hour even the most experienced bywalker takes lot of time crossing the road and the blind students coming to the college face lot of problem because of that I myself made a couple of them cross the roads and once a woman not blind but aged was waiting to cross but couldn't then I took her hand and took her to the auto she wanted to get into
I was about to leave she grabs my bag trying to stop me I looked back and she placed her palm on my head and started reciting something she stops after almost a minute and says that "Beta yeh main aapke liye Quran ke aayat padhi hu,aapko Allah khush rakhe"
I had goosebumps and rush of emotions tried to moist my eyes but I held back noticing it was a public place.
I came back to my place and my hands were shivering thinking of the prayer she did for me, it was electrifying I've never experienced like that before.

Just wanted to share it with you people.
Now as I write this I am remembering her eyes of gratitude...

Life is not complicated...
its simple than we think,
"If you have smiled today from the heart then you are living it right"

Happy New Year once again!

Merry Christmas! & Happy Birthday!

A Merry Christmas and a Happyyyy......
No,Not New Year But Happy Birthday!!!!
Its my blogs birthday as well and it completes 5 years in blogger today!
So,Five cheers to blogging & many more blogging years to come and more awesomenesss of writing.!!!
Santa,be ready,i've got a secret gift for you!!!

Let the celebrations begin!!!
God bless Y'all...Meet You In The Next Year!!!:D

The Society Wala Post

Okay firstly this i think is the final part of the society post which I've been penning it down for the past One Year!Gimme a Nobel prize dammit! Or at least an Oscar?
Why I dunno.
Yes,you heard it right baby it was last year's October when I started the first part of this post and now here I am finally ending it almost after an year.
What,where did the whole year go? Time is  literally flying!

Somewhere something is wrong we've never experienced such a phenomenon ever before. They say when a person is in the infamous Bermuda Triangle,he looses few hours because of something mysterious which could resemble high end electromagnetic flux or presence of the hawking's famous worm holes.
Is something similar happening to we terrestrials? I hope not.

Hello,excuse me wake up this is supposed to be a society post.Not Science Gyan post!!!

Okay...Sshhh...Ya back to our Society post

In this post I would go in detail about
some important elements of our society and my opinion of them.
So let's get stared.

1)The curious case of wannabe firangi:
This is regarding the people who boast about how modern they are by trying to become the worst copy of western lifestyles.
Agreed if you are born and brought up in US or London or any other foreign land you can't help but adopt their culture but I know few people who just is spend few years abroad and behave like queen Elizabeth is  their grandmother. That accent and mannerisms and all they get.
Some people get it right from the airport!

I also see some of my colleagues when they ask me what are you reading right now I say "Daayan Ka Badla!" By my favourite author Shri Bhadwe lal chaudhary.That was just sarcasm,
which unfortunately they can't get!
It is very common to his hear people say oh you are reading an "Indian author"
I'm like ya,so what? You know what they are not good enough for me I only read international authors.
I have read like  a zillion books, all international.
If having or reading innumerable books makes one wise,then Librarians should be the wisest people in the world.
Reading is reading,knowledge has no language barriers, I read Chinese authors,Korean or even pharsi literature but do not show it off
It is evident through my write ups or talking.
And like they say "Knowledge without Wisdom is like a body without Soul"
You are Indian first take pride in your nationality and ethnicity.
For those underestimating the Indian liertature know that we are the country with maximum dialects.We have the longest poem in the history of mankind-The Mahabharata.
The country got its first Nobel prize for Literature it was Gurudev and author of our National Anthem Mr.Rabindranath Tagore for 'Gitanjali' When at an international platform our Indian literature is being felicitated we think Indian authors are mediocre, Indian literature is not what you see in the market it is what is getting rotten in the old and worn out libraries of our country.

2)Jab hum Jawaan hongay-Homosexuality:
What if I told you homosexuality is not a modern day concept.It was there even before history could record it.
Its supposed be a sin by all religions and being oriented makes you a different human breed.
We greatly call ourselves broad thinkers by supporting gay marriages but now imagine one of your sons or daughters or brothers or sisters come out of closet and declare that they are gay and want to get married to their love interest which is of course same gender.How many of us will get them married? If you do then hats off to you and if you don't then I'd ask you to get rid of that f****ng hypocritical mask.

There's nothing more beautiful than love then why should love have any barriers why should it restrict to gender,caste, age, language or anything else?
The problem what the religion and society has is about the perpetuation of generation. If everyone is gay married then in no time human race will get extinct.C'mon lets face it we need man and woman to give a child birth.So,society's concern is not totally invalid and unreasonable.
Unless you haven't heard about this:
A woman can give birth to a child without having sex with a man,You must have heard about carriage mothers.
Another rare technological facility we have where not even the sperm of a man is required only cells from female body can pop out a baby,Without even a trace of man involvement!Read on...
I think you have heard about Parvati devi giving birth to lord Ganesha on her own,thriygh her 'malina' that's what I'm talking about.We are in 21st century dear everything is possible right from gender changes to disabled winning Olympic medals.
Children are next step but first a gay couple should be able love open and without the judgement from the society.
I say they'll judge you any way so just do it and at least it will satisfy your heart and soul.

3)The Crab Mentality:You place a few crabs in a bucket you would see that when one is trying to come up the others pull his legs down back to where they all are.
The society is filled with such idiots who do not do anything worthy and when someone is trying they try their best to pull him or her back.It could be your relatives or colleagues or just a random rascal.
I have observed that the  most successful people of our country are Gujjus( Read Ambanis,Modis etc.)
and you know how they live,in joint families,they have their differences but they don't let third party take advantage of them.Their values and traditions are impeccable.
In college I had two best friends one Gujju and another a Marwadi,they both were childhood friends before I met them.They used to come and complain about each how other's behavior was so bad I used get so involved that couple of times I used to give them a earful that they shouldn't have said such things to the other then the complainer used to come and say kya yaar itna suna diya usko? I was like weren't you were the one who complained about him,then he used to say Haaa.. Par itna gusa mat hona uspe bas dheere se samjha.
I found that so cute.....
From then onwards when they come to me complaining about each other I'd say deal it yourself brother you'd be safe I'd be the one fooled in your friendship.Even today when I meet them after a long time I'd sing,
"Mere do anmol ratan...!"

So,that's another episode of  our society wala post.Im planning to take maternity leave just to complete this post!
Anyway as long as I'm loving it it's okay.
Like they say,"Its not about the destination its about the journey." :)